Looking for the perfect animal-themed home furnishing to adorn your barn-to-residential conversion? We got you covered.
Large enough to comfortably sit a dozen people. Or, let’s say 300 cats.
Majestic in real-life, tacky in your living room.
Pig and cow dresser with goose end table
Photos: Marcantonio Raimondi Malerba
Like one of those meat cut charts, but for books and things.
Photo: Isaac Krauss
This coffee table has eight-legs. Obviously.
Bird’s nest bed
What an egg-traordinary design! Comes in various sizes, from an intimate nest for two, up to one that can comfortably seat 16.
Pig love seat
Photo: Pavia Burroughs/Etsy
Why does he look so sad?!
You’ll be scrubbing baby pablum out of the mane after every meal.
Tappezzeria Rocchetti’s tiger sofa and panther love seat
Photos: Tappezzeria Rocchetti
Sure, animal print is ugly, but include a life-like head and then you have something truly horrifying.
Photo: Mark Stoddart
What is that hippopotamus doing at the dining table? He’s a hungry hungry hippo. HA!
Maximo Riera’s animal chairs and toad sofa
Photos: Maximo Riera
No. Just, no.
Yes, we realize a rug doesn’t count as furniture, nor are eggs considered animals. But whatever, they’re close.
Claude and François-Xavier Lalanne bird bed
Kind of looks like something out of a Tim Burton Batman film, no?
Armin Blasbischler’s Orson series
Photos: Armin Blasbischler
Nothing says ‘here lives an animal lover’ quite like a set of taxidermy tables.
We’re not sure what this is supposed to be.
Count sheep to fall asleep, and then this three-headed monster will haunt your dreams.
Animal obsession not yet satisfied? From cat spatulas to manatee tea infusers, here are 10 ridiculous animal-themed kitchen accessories.