Do you have trouble sleeping? Maybe irrational fears about the end of the world keep you up at night. Or perhaps you value safety over comfort… Whatever your kink, we’re sure there’s a bed out there for you. As proof, here’s seven strangely specific beds.
Fetal position frame
Photo: Dominic Wilcox
If you ever toss and turn, or plan on one day having a partner to lie next to, don’t give this bed another thought.
Worried about rolling off the bed in your sleep? This bunk from Belgium-based Tovdesign is for people who put safety first and comfort never.
Photo: Ernesto Neto
An upright bed is a great way to save space. And a terrible way to sleep. The strange memory foam mattress comes from Brazilian visual artist Ernesto Neto.
Rocking bed frame
Photo: Joe Manus/OneBigPhoto
The rocking bed is exactly what it sounds like: a cradle for full-grown adults. Designed by Joe Manus of Shiner International, a queen-size frame will set you back about $3,000.
From our Top 7 suspended room series, a system of wires allows the Cocoon Tree to dangle above any campsite while supporting up to 1,000 pounds of humanity.
Photo: Quantum Sleeper
Sleep soundly with this airtight box of impending doom. The Quantum Sleeper is a bulletproof panic chamber that protects occupants from terrorist attacks, natural disasters, home intruders, and most importantly, any meaningful attachment to reality. Perfect for the dangerously paranoid individual willing to shell out $1.7 million for this Cold War era underground home in Las Vegas.
Does the gun you keep tucked under your pillow cause you neck pain in the morning? The Bed Bunker has plenty of storage space for not just your handgun, but all your rifles, assault weapons and other crazy-person artillery.
Hungry for more bed-related bizarreness? Check out our first roundup of crazy cots here.