{"id":115604,"date":"2015-02-22T08:00:03","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T13:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.livabl.com\/articles\/?p=115604"},"modified":"2015-02-22T13:24:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T18:24:27","slug":"bad-real-estate-ads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.livabl.com\/articles\/archives\/bad-real-estate-ads","title":{"rendered":"28 real estate ads that are so bad they’re good"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/h4>

For the latest in our series of real estate ad fails<\/a>, the usual warning applies: some of these might be considered NSFW. You know, because of childish sex innuendos and all that.<\/p>\n

Throw in free delivery and you have yourself a deal.<\/h2>\n

\"funny<\/a>Photo: videobas<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Poor guy.<\/h2>\n

\"dick<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

“I will find you a home\u00a0and haunt your dreams.”<\/h2>\n

\"creepy<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Sure, I’ll get you full value. ;-)<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photo:\u00a0imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Points for honesty.<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photo: houstonhousingtrends<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Seriously, guys?<\/h2>\n

\"mycock<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

This listing was billed as an “open-concept” home.<\/h2>\n

\"open<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Can’t beat that.<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photo: thelaughingstork<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Rod Stewart?\"terrible<\/a>Photo:\u00a0imgur<\/a><\/em><\/h2>\n

“Rod, I can’t get into the reasons why, but I need you to host an open house at 3:00 a.m. Tuesday morning. Can you do it?”<\/p>\n

“I’m there.”<\/p>\n

This is an actual realtor’s headshot.<\/h2>\n

\"realtor<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

And so is this specter.<\/h2>\n

\"ghost<\/a>Photo:\u00a0estateagents.tumblr<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

“Luke, you must go to the Dagobah system.”<\/p>\n

And this industry giant.<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

This dynamic duo.<\/h2>\n

\"awesome<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

8th best real\u00a0estate\u00a0team! 8TH!!<\/p>\n

A\u00a0reassuring sign.<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photo: realtydrama<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Keeping it real.<\/h2>\n

\"crunk<\/a>Photo:\u00a0imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

More surprising than the agent’s choice to go by Dick rather than Richard is the fact that his\u00a0domain name wasn’t already\u00a0taken by porn.<\/h2>\n

\"funny<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

The most unpretentious realty company out there.<\/h2>\n

\"funny<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Cool Ranch Doritos?! Hired.<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photo: easyproperty<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

A reduced price on a gorgeous\u00a0riverfront<\/span> property.<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photo:\u00a0imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

That’s a lot of trouble to go to for a bad pun. Respect.<\/h2>\n

\"terrible<\/a>Photo:\u00a0imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Do you think\u00a0Craig sets up booby traps in\u00a0his open houses?<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photo:\u00a0imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Modest.<\/h2>\n

\"hero<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Need a realtor? This guy sounds like a safe choice.<\/h2>\n

\"condom<\/a>Photo:\u00a0imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Anita should have kept her maiden name.<\/h2>\n

\"bad<\/a>Photos: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

This totally chill sign in a tough market.<\/h2>\n

\"desperate<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Must love animals (having outdoor sex).<\/h2>\n

\"funny<\/a>Photo: Pinterest<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

The realtor name game has been won. Everyone else go home.<\/h2>\n

\"funny<\/a>Photo: imgur
\n<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Want full value for your home? Stay away from this guy.<\/h2>\n

\"free<\/a>Photo: imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

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Your partner is a ventriloquist dummy? 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