For the love of all that is holy, USE A TAPE MEASURE!
This uneven entryway.
Everything about these doors.
These ones too.
This G.
“You don’t have anymore G’s in Arial font? Screw it. Give me one ’em Calibri G’s.”
These upside down cabinets.
The person responsible for laying down this manhole.
And whoever was in charge of these utility covers.
These windows.
And here.
This out of place outlet.
The backwards individual who assembled this table.
This sloppy border between the kitchen and living room.
Here too.
This slightly off-kilter toilet.
And this one that’s too close to the wall to get the damn tank lid on.
This offensive stone work.
The landscape architect who doesn’t understand symmetry.
And this one who can’t work with the mason.
This false step.
These wayward floor tiles.
And this one.
This DIY dual switch plate.
This maddening drain and incomplete tile pattern.
This confused door.
These meandering lights.
This doorstop that screwed up its one job.
This very necessary handrail.
These drawers.
And finally, all the faucets in the world that are too close to the back of the sink.
