Our latest collection of real estate marketing don’ts (warning: some of these are NSFW).
Tough market? Desperate times call for desperate pleas

I’d like to buy a different vowel

The cat lover’s agent

Too soon

Ears-ly the worst pun ever


Probably the best pun ever

Definitely not a doctored image

Also, this online ad from soggy Seattle

We’ll go out on a limb and say Rich works alone

Lies
Should have considered a name change


But this guy definitely should not

Mother knows best

This print ad was probably a huge hit in the late 1990s

Remember to use spell check

And a cropping tool

Homebuying and marital advice on one billboard

If Data from Star Trek were a real estate agent

Confidence is key

And finally, this photo attached to an online listing

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