The Mariners opened the 2016 baseball season this week with a loss in Texas against the Rangers. If you’re a true blue fan, this is just a minor setback.

You’ve probably already bought your tickets for the Safeco Field opening day on Friday, said a quiet prayer to the Mariner Moose and applied your face paint to perfection. Or perhaps you’re a skeptic. After all, the last time our team made it to the playoffs was 2001. Not exactly something to write home about.

Unlike the Mariners, here are 15 fan home decor items that won’t disappoint.

Seattle Mariners Art-Glass Table Lamp

Fansedge — $69.95

No hot dog bun crumbs will go unrecovered when illuminated by this classy Mariners lamp.

Seattle Mariners Feather Flag

Fansedge — $24.99

Your love for the Seattle Mariners will never be questioned again with this 44″ flag aggressively staked in your front yard.

Seattle Mariners Ticket Collage Picture Frame


That’s My Ticket/Etsy — $14.95

Display all your favorite Mariner memories in this frame full of fun!

Seattle Mariners Welcome Mat


Fansedge — $33.95

Neighbors will be blown away by your loyalty when they come to the door to ask you to please stop cheering quite so loud.

Seattle Mariners Pallet Signs

MonicasFavThings/Etsy — $325

Go vintage with these hand-painted signs made out of recycled wooden pallets.

Seattle Mariners Home Team Recliner

Wayfair — $699

A throne fit for King Felix.

Seattle Mariners Cereal Box Fridge Magnet

BlueCrabMagnets/Etsy — $6.25

You heard it straight from Tony the Tiger. Our Mariners are GR-R-REAT!

Seattle Mariners Wall Decal

ThreeKingsDesign/Etsy — $29.00

Make a statement with this giant Mariners wall decal. Easy to remove if the Mariners have another embarrassing season.

Seattle Mariners Ceramic Salt and Pepper Shakers

Fansedge — $14.95

Shake seasonings out of these adorable headless teammates.

Seattle Mariners Zombie Figurine


Fansedge – $15.99

Because who doesn’t need an undead Mariners figurine in every room in the house?

Seattle Mariners Pub Table

Bed Bath & Beyond – $399.99

Show off your spirit by drinking spirits year round on this shiny Mariners pub table.

Seattle Mariners Polka Dot Coasters

MLB Shop — $4.99

And keep that pub table in perfect condition with these polka dot coasters.

Seattle Mariners Toaster


MLB Shop — $34.99

If you love a good piece of toast as much as you love the Mariners, this appliance is a must-have.

Vintage Safeco Field Seating Chart Blue Print

Clavininc/Etsy — $22.00

A perfect gift for the artsy Mariners fan.

Seattle Mariners Dictionary Art Print

DictionArt/Etsy — $10.00

This is a great nerdy art print for the wordsmith baseball fan in your family.

If you bleed navy and teal – go to the hospital. But if you love the Mariners and want to show you support them for better or worse, these 15 home decor items are a great place to start.

SODO MOJO! You gotta love these guys.

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