For the latest in our series of real estate ad fails, the usual warning applies: some of these might be considered NSFW. You know, because of childish sex innuendos and all that.
Throw in free delivery and you have yourself a deal.
“I will find you a home and haunt your dreams.”
Sure, I’ll get you full value. ;-)
Points for honesty.
This listing was billed as an “open-concept” home.
Can’t beat that.
Rod Stewart? Photo: imgur
“Rod, I can’t get into the reasons why, but I need you to host an open house at 3:00 a.m. Tuesday morning. Can you do it?”
This is an actual realtor’s headshot.
And so is this specter.
“Luke, you must go to the Dagobah system.”
And this industry giant.
This dynamic duo.
8th best real estate team! 8TH!!
A reassuring sign.
Keeping it real.
More surprising than the agent’s choice to go by Dick rather than Richard is the fact that his domain name wasn’t already taken by porn.
The most unpretentious realty company out there.
Cool Ranch Doritos?! Hired.
A reduced price on a gorgeous riverfront property.
That’s a lot of trouble to go to for a bad pun. Respect.
Do you think Craig sets up booby traps in his open houses?
Need a realtor? This guy sounds like a safe choice.
Anita should have kept her maiden name.
This totally chill sign in a tough market.
Must love animals (having outdoor sex).
The realtor name game has been won. Everyone else go home.
Want full value for your home? Stay away from this guy.