Our latest collection of real estate marketing don’ts (warning: some of these are NSFW).

Tough market? Desperate times call for desperate pleas

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I’d like to buy a different vowel

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The cat lover’s agent

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Too soon

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Ears-ly the worst pun ever

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Probably the best pun ever

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Definitely not a doctored image

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Also, this online ad from soggy Seattle

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It sold!

We’ll go out on a limb and say Rich works alone

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Lies

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Should have considered a name change

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bad real estate agent name-1

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But this guy definitely should not

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Mother knows best

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This print ad was probably a huge hit in the late 1990s

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Remember to use spell check

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And a cropping tool

crop tool Photo: terriblerealestatephotographer

Homebuying and marital advice on one billboard

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If Data from Star Trek were a real estate agent

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Confidence is key

worst real estate ads featured Photo: parkridgeunderground

And finally, this photo attached to an online listing

bad real estate ad-1 Photo: Bad Realty Photos/Twitter

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