Ah, home. The place where you can kick off your shoes, let down your hair, hoist up your skirt and hop on the counter for a — wait, what?
This listing for a new single-family home in Denver’s Jefferson Park looks a little too, shall we say, lived in.
2114 Clay Street, asking $379,500, has two bedrooms, two baths, a balcony and a lot of uncomfortably staged property photos, according to this Trulia listing.
Come and see the interior shots below, violently askew as if to mimic the effects of inebriation. Come and see the party guests, in a collective rictus of merriment. Here, Sisyphus’s boulder has been replaced with a martini glass, to be drained and refilled in perpetuity. The struggle itself is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.