Do you spend your days watching cat videos on the internet? Does your dog’s house cost more than your own? Then you’re clearly obsessed with animals. But there’s no reason to hide your mammalian mania, tell the world with your bizarre collection of kitchen gadgets.
Manatee tea infuser
Nothing complements a warm cup of tea better than a bathing sea cow.
Hedgehog measuring cups
They look as cute as they do fragile.
Hedgehog cheese grater
If you’re going to go with the measuring cups you might as well complete your hedgehog cook set with this translucent orange cheese grater.
Monkey peeler
Sure, a monkey can peel a banana like a pro. But a potato? That’s just ridiculous.
Cat-ula
Cat lover? You’re totally going to flip out for this cat face spatula. It’s purrr-fect.
Bear pepper grinder
The “Peppa Bear Seasoning Grinder” is the closest thing you’ll find to kitchen-safe bear mace.
Animal egg moulds
Because eggs aren’t weird enough already.
Fish soy sauce containers
Wouldn’t it make more sense to squirt a dark liquid out of the bottom of a plastic octopus? You know, as if the soy sauce was the cephalopod’s ink? This fish business just seems a bit silly.
Shark oven mitt
Amuse your friends while serving up a batch of fresh baked cookies with this adorably terrifying novelty glove.
Tou-can opener
Another gadget created solely for the purpose of executing a fairly easy pun.
