With all this talk about the sale of the Honest Ed’s site at Bloor and Bathurst, we got to thinking about what it would be like if the late, great Ed Mirvish spent some time as a realtor. Would he take the same approach to selling homes as he did to selling pretty much every consumer good under the sun at his iconic store?

If so, we’re guessing his MLS listings would look a something like this:

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no-place-like-this-place-any-place

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come-in-and-get-lost

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