Our first edition of the top seven worst real estate listings was such a big hit we couldn’t help but do another. After all, they say a picture is worth a thousand words. And, if that’s true, then these pictures are truly priceless.

Check out some of the most bizarre real estate listings we’ve found:

Nothing says “great investment” like a guy asleep on the couch in front of a Christmas tree.

We’re willing to give this one a point for sex appeal. We are not sure, however, how a woman drenched in chocolate helps to sell a home.

This listing brings a whole new meaning to the expression “doll house”.

The house in this picture actually looks kind of neat, but we can’t quite take our eyes off the dead animal dangling in the man’s hands.

Generally speaking, teddy bears are cute. However, there is something awkward about seeing a stuffed toy perched on a toilet. Is this how Goldilocks felt when she found the three bears?

This ad proves that sometimes honesty isn’t the best policy.

No, you’re not imagining things: that toilet is not flushed. We wonder what else the owners of this home have forgotten to do.

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