But these photographs spotted by the Real Estalker of the three-bedroom, 2,300-square-foot apartment exceeded our most feverish, sample-heavy dreams.
Lucite furniture, sparkle-flecked columns, black-out shades in the master bedroom, black velvet couches, a sea of shag carpeting and a tumblr-style inspirational quote seared in light on a den wall? We’re agog. Aghast. Agiggle.
The panoramic views of Central Park are envy-inducing, and somewhere there is a Tony Montana who will appreciate the custom ceilings with venetian plaster, two walk-in closets, 9-foot flat-screen TV and marble-wrapped foyer. Combs spent $3.82 million on the 66th-floor unit in 2005, converting it to a huge one-bedroom with a media lounge and a piano room with a wet bar. A Lucite baby grand piano, to be exact.
Here’s advice from the haters, Diddy: most of the time, clear furniture is just about as classy as clear heels.
But we do admit “the world is yours” would look pretty cool scrawled across a media room wall.
Pictures and floor plan below, courtesy of Elliman: