March 9, 2011

“Undigested hummus, trading real estate for this fire dance.”

That is a line from episode #4 of Charlie the Warlock’s “Sheen’s Korner” web series, that aired yesterday.

We don’t know what it means but considering his recent purchase of a new home in Beverly Hill’s for $7.5 million we can surmise he has real estate on his mind.

Here’s the complete line about real estate and hummus in addition to some other highlights from yesterday’s web video:

“Now that I have your lazy f*cking attention, world, sit back and rejoice for the mouth of a messiah, the Count of Calabasas, the f*cking warlock of your jealous face sits before you, undigested hummus, trading real estate for this fire dance.”

“What has occurred yes in fact is a completely and entirely illegal and unconscionable act. Or, to quote my lawyer, really shitty shitty suck suck.”

“Can slabs of jaundiced gorilla pelts fill the plates of those clowns and nabobs. Oh, how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude. Now they just beg for the keys to my gold.”

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